Gingerbread Man

Hi, I am a gingerbread man.  In my 12 years of life I have not yet learned what my name is (you will have to ask Andrew, my creator).  I have always lived in one place, a refrigerator, and have hung on for dear life in many different cities and countries.  First found a home in an apartment of a bunch of girls in Utah, then moved to Asia where I was hot and sticky all hours.  Thankfully I was moved back to Oregon, but didn't stay there for long.  After a few years I was stuck in a box again and ended up in Kentucky, and a few years later made it back to Asia.  I have to say I am the happiest now I have ever been.  Even if I do have some dust and grease on my belt and headband.  There is a little blond boy who thinks I am pretty special.  I am waiting for the day he decides to put me in the oven to see if I come to life.  He won't be able to catch me, I will be on my way back to Oregon!